English class is going kinda funny nowadays ><

Here's a news article we wrote on the cockroach derby thing.

A brand new fad is sweeping the globe. Originally started in Japan, cockroach racing has become extremely popular over the years at it spread over to other parts of Asia and soon becoming popular worldwide.

Every year, on September the 11th, professional cockroach racers from around the world gather at the world trade centre to compete in the annual world cockroach derby.

Said Goro Daisuke, (or whatever his name was,) president and founder of the WCR, 'We have taken extreme measure to ensure that all our competing cockroaches are healthy and not fed with steroids. I shall personally lick each cockroach to ensure that it is of the right taste.


like UHH. okay whatever.
posted by halfpastfour- at 7:08 PM [edit]